Special Episode: *Three Important Super Serious Things*

Don’t play around when it comes to your life and decisions and society and goodness and science and the numbers and stuff.

It’s all really, really important.  Don’t be flip and glib with this stuff.  Do what the experts and averages tell you.

You’ll thank me when you’re fitting in snugly.

This episode brought to you by unthinking peer pressure and the age-old wisdom of non-risk taking self-proclaimed elites who fight diligently to keep you safe from your deviant dreams day in and day out. (But especially days in).