Independence Day in the South Haiku

The rockets red glare

Booze and sun and hollering

Fourth, or just a day?

Crypto Haiku

You buy really low
You watch it go way, way up
You go bold and hold

Postseason Haiku

Don’t always dance with
Who brought you because playoffs
Not the same season

The East is Least

Worst conference ever
History of all pro sports
Why the “King” stays East

Format Haiku

First there’s the first line

And then comes the second line

Finally, the third

Security Romance

A rude look and shout

A process without logic

Touched by TSA

Good Thing We Don’t Know What It’s Really Like Haiku

It’s harder than you

Think it will be when you first

Think it will be hard

Simple Haiku

Ah, the simple life

Where survival is complex

Not simple at all

Primitive Haiku

In wistful thoughts

Primitive is romantic

Until no WiFi

 

Unoriginal Haiku

When far, far away

Definition of insane

Must be different

Illogical Haiku

Check each link with care

Defer too far it becomes

Infinite regress

Haischool

White cinder block cells

No free association

School is not learning

A Sporting Haiku

I should know better

But every week I believe

Lions fandom hurts

Haiku for My Car (2002 Saturn with 194k miles)

Her name is Fergi

She smells like bad seawater

And I cherish her

Webspace and Meatspace

Article I saw

A rare Medium well done

Or was that my steak?