NCAA Haiku

‘Protect’ them from pay
Call it scandal when people
Behave rational

NCAA Bracket Haiku

Ignore it for months
Now instant expert after
Glance at two numbers

Lions Haiku

Must win game today

I’m eerily confident

Makes me terrified

Almost Missed Haiku

So accustomed to
Easy Sunday Haiku post
Almost forgot it

Moving Haiku

Where’d we get this stuff?

Why did we bring it with us?

Empty closets good.

Purge Haiku

Anything better

Than throwing away old stuff?

The pain is freedom

Fantasy Football Haiku

I always have the

‘Best’ lineup even though I

Don’t score the most points

Lions Haiku

Ugliest offense

Except when game’s on the line

Try that every down?

Flagku

Love the NFL

Becoming unwatchable

Too many flags thrown

Sunday Morning NFL Haiku

Wish football was on
What? Jags and Ravens are on?
Wish football was on

Macrobrew Haiku

Some things are better

When produced in large batches

Beer is one of them

“The Defiant Ones” Haiku

School was hell for you
You escaped and succeeded
Then told others stay

What You Haiku When No One’s Looking…

I have a migraine
No reason to write a post
Which is why I am

Pearls and Swine

The herds trample and root
More angry than astute
The pearls are just fine
Away from the swine
Distracted by what's cute

Independence Day in the South Haiku

The rockets red glare

Booze and sun and hollering

Fourth, or just a day?